Tazer


a s-xual act involving taking the “shocker” (two in the pink, one in the stink) and dual-wielding. it is preformed by taking both hands and doing the “shocker” while your hands are crossed so the backs of your hands are touching. then the tazer is finished by swiftly alternating hands back and forth while keeping your pinky fingers separated slightly to loosen up a female’s sphincter to cause an electrifying sensation.
so i was about do this chick in the b-tt last night, but she was a little uncooperative, so i just gave her the tazer to loosen her up instead.
when someone stretches out all of their fingers and penetrates their hand into your side causing a tingling sensation. most people add a sound to make it feel more realistic such as tsst!
i tried to punch him but that loser does nothing but tazer people.

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