tazmanian 3-way
the act of having loud obnoxious s-x with a s-x doll while your partner tries to sleep. then after busting in the doll, you hit your parter with the freshly filled hole as hard as you can and hold it over their face. they will thrash wildly like a tazmanian devil trying to breathe through the j-zz and rubber.
i totally pulled a tazmanian 3-way with my wife and “real doll” last night!!
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