TBD

acronym for “to be determined”. commonly used in business.
should we close this deal or not, we’re not sure yet right?
answer: tbd
to be deleted
this tumblr text post is tbd
a t.b.d. is a action that one takes when they go to taco bell and eat a lot of food and have to pay a visit to the bathroom and “blow it up” before they leave.
“oooowie!! my stomach aint for the right, i gotta take that t.b.d.!!”
t-ts by default. when a fat chick talks about how big her b–bs are you say she has tbd.
“my b–bs are huge”-zoe
“your also fat”-emma
“what?!?!”-zoe
–cough cough– “tbd” –cough cough—emma
acronym, standing for t-tties by default. refers to the m-ssive protrusions of fatty tissue present in the chest area of overweight women, and occasionaly men. not to be confused with bat’s (bomb–ss t-tties), t-tties by default are not composed of breast tissue, but rather an inevitable dispersion of fat cells throughout the bodies of those afflicted. while tbd’s are responsible for giving fat women a false sense of confidence and self worth, they are equally capable of deceiving unsuspecting onlookers, and masquerading as bat’s.
stel: “holy sh-t, that girl eating the nacho plate to herself has phenomenal br–sts. i can’t stop staring”

me “no dude, they’re tbd’s. if i was 3 bills i would have phenomenal br–sts too.”
tipsy borderline drunk. the familiarly affectionate period when you’re having a good time but have yet to spewed on yourself/others, effectively wrecking their night. the potentially unfortunately period where you remember what you did enough to regret it. the period you aspire to, every time you go out (and somehow manage to surp-ss). the best feeling of all time.
hungover: big night?
recovered: i was tbd, da best.
hungover: good times. i don’t think i’ve ever been tbd. it’s either one or the other.
recovered: you’re missing out. gain some control, man.
acronym for “totally b-lls deep”.
so i was tbd in this cat right…

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