the White Lando


1. the act of putting your eyeb-lls on a girls nipples and squeezing the nipples with your eyesockets.

2. squeezing a girls b–bs simulatneously with your eyeb-lls.

3. s-x act named for the inventor or the act
i gave my girlfriend the white lando by squeezing her b–bs with my eyesockets.

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