TCFTMD
throat crabs from too much d-ck.
a serious illness from which there is no cure. the only thing to keep the swelling and itching down, is to go on and keep blowing… more d-ck.
symptoms: itching throat, coughing, self isolation, and the urge for your man’s c-ck.
s-xual partner: “dude, why is your neck so red?”
marlon: “it’s from all that d-ck, y’know? leave me alone!!”
s-xual partner: “looks nasty bro, you should get it checked out…”
marlon: “can you take off your pants, please?”
s-xual partner: “tcftmd!!!”
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