TDG


the only known ident-ty of one of the key players in the mendozian cartel. operating under daniel mendoza in red hook, tdg is famous for his girth and laziness. also known as t-swag, everyone who meets him are known as t-switnesses.
“i just got some male prost-tutes from tdg ! i am now a t-switness!”
too d-mn good.
man, that was amazing. just tdg.

oh my g-d! that was tdg!
that d-mn good!

something that is really enjoyed, a food in particular.
jacob: hey levi, i heard you got subway today!

levi: yes, i had the meatball marinara. it was tdg
total d-mn guy: when a person reaches the extent of d-mnation, he gains the status of total d-mn guy. it is the extreme form of “d-mn guy”. d-mnation beyond total d-mn guy is not recommended, though in rare cases, individuals may reach “consistently total d-mn guy” status (ctdg). this applies only to individuals who have a high d-mnation level average over an extended period of time.
“joe didn’t come over last night, d-mn guy”

“bob stole my ps3, what a tdg!”

“jim’s been annoying me over the past year! he’s such a ctdg!”
kids with lives, that care about one thing…..video games. they are nerdy, arrogant, and think they are athletic. their trademark…kid cudi specs, which emphasizes the nerdy part. on weekends you might catch them trying to find glitches in the latest x box 360 games or lubing eachothers b-tthole (see -n-l astronaut). its really sad. only if they were more like their brotherhood idols….
a video game group, tdg will accept u in the group if u are: good at x box, fat, friendless, or not athletic.

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