tea bitch

person with particular gifts for preparation and distribution of boiled leaf-based domestic beverages (see ‘tea’), whose key role in life is provision of said product to peers and superiors in response to simple imperatives such as ‘make tea, b-tch.’ or ‘oi, b-tch, make tea!’) necessary conditions include a hat that says ‘tea b-tch’, and the propensity to dispute obligatory nature of teab-tchery (e.g. by replying in the negative, with or without physical hand gestures) until offered appropriate alternatives such as a firm but kindly-meant slapping, or being sat on by someone p-ssing flatulence. the term ‘b-tch’, whilst most commonly applied to the female of the species, is in this unique context equally appropriate to either gender, so long as they a) have the hat, and b) will make tea.
examples of a ‘tea b-tch’ hat may be found at theboolery.co.uk, in the message board under ‘tea b-tchery’, along with a pattern to print and make your own.
a nickname for shinku from rozen maiden. comes from her love of tea and general b-tchiness.
for all her faults, i still find teab-tch to be less annoying than desu.
a person of lower social cl-ss who’s main role in life is to make tea for their piers. usual female but can be male the “tea b-tch” has little or nothing useful to say about anything other than making tea. katie and elaine are the definitive tea b-tches!
get the kettle on tea b-tch!
person, or persons(tea b-tches) that have been frequently tea bagged(see tea bag).
yeah, i tea bagged him three times yesterday, the tea b-tch.
1. a female who becomes known for always requesting tea bagging during every s-xual activity.

2. a h-m-s-xual male who always wants to either receive or give a tea bagging.

(alt. form)
3. used to describe someone who is always sent to get tea for a group. (alt of ‘coffee monkey’ for ‘timmy wh-r-s’)
usually relevant to tim hortons or starbucks.
{noun}
“melanie is such a teab-tch! she never gets tired of it…”
{verb}
“jim is teab-tchin’ again…. he’s worse than melanie!”
{alt}
“where’s the teab-tch?! i need my coffee now!!
usely found in a male environment, gets bully and hounded apon for tea, then when made, all male genders repeatedly comment on how sh-t the tea was and that she would never have to make it again
” ah sit down tea b-tch, your cuppas are w-nk”
someone who is sh-t at golf, has a big ‘power draw’ 😉 and drive a scooby doo
oi, tea b-tch…click click

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