tea bone
1.to be hit in the center of an auto between the front and back door,known as the b pillar
2.when walking through a night club or other venue and 2 two fat girl’s with drinks in there hands come straight at you,with no way to avoid you end up going up the middle thus being hit by both fat chicks simotainsley:possiable drink spill
joe’s car is totaled he got tea boned on the way to the club
ronnie’s shirt got stained when two rino’s tea boned him
the act of tea bagging while tromboning, i.e. repeatedly dipping one’s t-st-cl-s into the other person’s mouth whilst he or she, maintaining a firm yet supple grip on the skin approximately halfway up one’s penile shaft, makes reciprocatory sliding motions with their hand along its length.
q: when they go out to eat the leading man’s b-lls while j.o.’ing him, how do p-rn stars like their tea bones?
a: “well done!” -ha!-
the hot butcher was famous throughout the castro for his delicious tea bones.
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