tea cracking


tea cracking is when someone slips their b-lls into another person’s -ss crack for a little rest.
he balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

“hey! that’s my crack,” she exclaimed when i tea cracked her.

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