Tea Cup
the female version of the tea bag, when a girl squishes her v-g-n- on her partners face.
have a sweet tea cup, hunny, and while i’m at it i’ll queef in your face.
a person of a smaller stature who is cute, fragile, but very valuable.
that girl is such a teacup.
a word to describe something pleasant.
often an event but could also be a person or object.
james: today was teacups!
jasmine: indeed it was james.
1. verb: the act of receiving a scr-t-m in one’s oral orifice. this is the complement of a teabag.
2. noun: a somewhat degrading word used to describe a person who regularly teacups others, willingly or otherwise.
1. guy 1: so did you manage to bang that chick last night?
guy 2: nah, but she teacupped the sh-t out of me!
2. guy 1: dude, vipin pretended to be p-ssed out last night and tried to put my b-lls in his mouth!
guy 2: yeah hes a dirty little teacup.
a perfectly normal erotic activity involving a guy slurping c-m out of another guys belly b-tton.
bruce: “hey sissy boys, i’m about to c-m.”
gary: “oooooh, c-m in my belly b-tton.”
steve: “yeah c-m in his belly b-tton and i’ll slurp it out.”
bruce: “we’ll play tea cups!”
steve: “uh, but will you think i’m gay if i do this?”
gary: “no we’re all macho guys. we’ll just pretend we’re playing sports!”
that which receives the tea bag.
man, you see that tea cup over there? i threw my b-llb-g at her…
an insult referring to someone from the uk
brit: “i swear on me mom all americans are fat kn-bs”
american: “shut up tea cup f-ggot”
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