Tea Fascist


someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else “gets it right”.
do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

just leave it, i’ll add the milk. i’m a bit of a tea fascist!

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