tea hoe


a young chinese lady in beijing or shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. a tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you p-ss out.
ni hao, how are you? where are you from? are you in beijing for holidays?

f-ck off, tea hoe!!!

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