Tea towel holder
small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the uk. mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. the front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. also used to describe the -rs- hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
pumping her vigorously from behind, i took a moment’s rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.
b-mhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. also known as a balloon knot
i love when u stick your finger in my teatowel holder
a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
shall i put it in your tea towel holder
-rs-hole, r-ct-m, etc
can be used for 1. sh-tting
2. sh-gging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night
a b-n-r that you can hang a towel onto
i woke up and realized that my “morning wood” could also do duty as a teatowel holder.
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