teabang


the teabang is a degenerate s-x party practiced by ignorant conservatives following a failed political rally. frustrated partic-p-nts palinf-ck each other while screaming, “i’m the maverick, look i’m the maverick!”
they often congratulate each other with a thumbs-up and a wink.
1. “that rally sucked so bad i’m going to palinf-ck the sh-t out of you.”

2. “though she felt used and degraded after the teabang, the maverick’s c-m crusted on her -ss gave her a sense of political power.”

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