teach me to jive, grasshopper
asking someone to “teach me to jive, gr-sshopper” is actually code for “rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my t-tays, and then roger me to exhaustion”.
a very popular thing to say at parties.
when binky heard simone say the magic words, “teach me to jive, gr-sshopper”, he knew it was going to be a good evening.
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