teach me


used to:
1)show humour at someone who has done something so bad or something so funny that you want to learn it yourself and want to do it yourself.
2)show humour at a player who makes an awful mistake,has a disapponiting touch or completely fails a trick,skill or ‘showboat’ and you want them to show you just how they did it!
1)gary:”sh-t,ive just lost all my money and car keys”
paul:”teach me!”
2)chris completely makes a tw-t of himself trying to do some skills and falls over the ball,before banging his head on the concrete and ripping his brand new school shoes and trousers.
liam:”teach me!”

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