Teacher Hopping
switching from cl-ss a to cl-ss b because you hear others saying how big of a b-tch the teacher of cl-ss a is.
bob: “are you taking honors english this year?”
tom: “h-ll no man i heard the teacher wasa reall c-nt waffle so i switched to ap”
bob: “so you were teacher hopping?”
tom: “what the h-ll is that?”
bob: “look it up on urban dictionary you c-ck-knocking motherf-cker!”
tom: “you know what bob f-ck you! all i ever do for you is give give give!
bob: “oh i’m sorry, all you do is give? when’s the last time you’ve given me a bl-wj-b then tom? huh?”
tom: “you don’t f-cking deserve bl-wj-bs bob! you don’t even look me in the eye in bed anymore! are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
bob: “i..
tom: “you what? what are you bob?”
bob:”tom i’m pregnant…”
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