teacup mode
an uncommon, solitary, s-xual position where a man’s p-n-s is p-ssed between his legs and inserted into his own -n-s, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
tom: “would you believe it? my girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when i was going doggy style on that other chick laura.”
harry: “ouch! i bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!”
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