Team Abercrombie
a group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullsh-t techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. they often have their own ‘abercrombie’ parties where the justin timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the stock room crew.
in addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn’t want a boy with a perfect sh-g haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean sh-t.. he makes– what? $5 an hour? who could resist
yo son, watch out… team abercrombie is all over your girl! step up n-gg-!
nah nah nah. team abercrombie can take the b-tch home. their wieners don’t work anyway, on account of the ‘roids.
a group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullsh-t techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. they often have their own ‘abercrombie’ parties where the justin timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the stock room crew.
in addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn’t want a boy with a perfect sh-g haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean sh-t.. he makes– what? $5 an hour? who could resist
bro, watch out… team abercrombie is all over your girl! step up n-gg-!
nah nah nah. team abercrombie can take the b-tch home. their wieners don’t work anyway, on account of the ‘roids.
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