Team Beta Keys


a team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. often unexpected, and it’s nearly impossible to figure out it’s them till after their damage has been done. like a virus, but a little less evil. originally took over an online radio station. made the radio stations history books, that’s for sure.
person 1: woah, what does lawlz mean?
person 2: i don’t know.
person 3: doesn’t team beta keys use that?
all 3: oh cr-p
a team on the internet. mostly teenagers. they take over small things on the internet such as messageboards,online radio stations,etc. they first started taking over a radio station called mmo.
dude:oh no my messageboard is being spammed with things like lawlz,o rly? and pictures of donkeys!!!!
girl:it might be those team beta keys kids…
dude:hmm…
girl:-giggle-
a group of cool homeslices that like to invade.
person 1:team beta keys pwn your website!!
web owner:yeah i know
a wonderful group of people that came together to show that a few people can do big things.(like take over) there are always those kids, who, no matter what, have that twinkle in their eyes. because they’re always holding back. we are a gang.
“hey, are you in team beta keys?”
“yeah…”
“can you tell me what a beta key is?”
“no.i have no idea.”

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