the most awesomest, bestest, most coolest, and big d-cked team ever.
wow team kyle owns ffa
- sleep mode
to temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising. husband: “……….” (eats dinner while running sleep mode) wife: “whatcha thinking about?” husband: “……….nothing.” (continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
- date crasher
when a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member. merry’s date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.
- arnold isan*gg*r
arnold schwarzeneggers 14th cousin who’s black as h-ll and can’t talk because of the amount of cotton stuck in his lungs from picking cotton his entire life *man stutters* “what’s wrong you is acting like arnold isan-gg-r! cotton in your lungs boi?
a person, most likely a stay at home mom looking to earn extra money, who sells direct marketing cr-p to their friends and family my friend just became a salesmom, now she’s going to hit me up to buy her catalog cr-p
joseph garcia. aye yo waddup jayrat