Team Lestat
an anti-twilight group formed by those of us who are sick of the constant fuss over a shiny tinkerbell reject who is too much of a p-ssy to drink human blood, as well as p-ssed by the crazed 13 year old fangirls who are under the impression that said f-g is an actual vampire.
an example of a true vampire is lestat de lioncourt, the main character of anne rice’s vampire chronicles. evil, cunning, charming, original (and not merely a pathetic example of cheesey romance) actually s-xy and not afraid to prey on humans, lestat obviously reduces edward cullen to the sparkly pile of sh-t he is.
summary: team lestat is for those of you who know that lestat sucks blood, and edward sucks c-ck. real vampires don’t sparkle.
group of twitards: omg, omg!!! edward is leik the best. vampire. everrrrr!!!!! he’s so romantic and really hawt!! omg, marry me, edward!! i’m so calling myself mrs. cullen from now on!! omg, go team edward!!! what team are you??!!!!!!11one!1??
me: … team lestat.
twitard: omg!! i tried reading that book cuz i luv vampires but it was liek so scary!!! lestat is soo mean! he kills people!!!! d: d: edward is such a better vampire!!!
me: …. -facepalm-
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