Team Valencia


elite group of “athletes” often -ssociated with the mission district of san francisco, ca usa. they show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

these athletes often “compete” at the valencia velodrome.
looks like team valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some sh-tty neon fixed gear.

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