Teanu
1.the most coolest guy you will meet.
2.walks around like a boss, cause he can.
3.is straight up p.i.m.p
4.wears collared shirts because they look good on him.
man, that guy is so cool he reminds me of teanu
noun: universal definition of hot girls; originally derived from the ancient high activity of hunting for fellow girls with amazing -sses (see ‘-n-s’); has evolved, through maturity to represent hot girls of all ages, s-xes, races, religions and political views with wom you want to engage in -n-l pleasures with; the combination of the word te-n-s and its’ surrounding are grouped together to describe the te-n-s of that locale
“d-mn! there is some fine te-n-s at this party.”
“yo, i’m going to barcelona this summer! i can’t wait to smack some barcel-n-s.”
“darren’s new girl friend is tenusrific.”
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