teapees


members of the demographic group partic-p-ting in the tea party movement.
the teapees held a large rally at the washington mall on the anniversary of mlk’s “i have a dream” speech.
tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
there are several categories of diuretics.
the most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
all diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
high comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

“mavis!!! your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon.”
the incredibly long and satisfying pee you take after enjoying your morning cup of tea.
hey fred, my latest tea-pee lasted well over a minute. dan in accounting came in after i started peeing, took a leak at the urinal next to me, washed his hands and left while i was still flowing.
a cup of tea that someone has peed in.
person #1: this tea tastes a little funky…

person #2: dude! you just totally got a cup of tea pee!

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