Tear a spare
a euphemism for “to tear someone a new -sshole” — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment
okay, okay… no need to tear a spare.
or:
before: don’t forget to take the trash out, or i’ll tear you a spare.
after: jeez, i forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare…?
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