tear ass


1. to fart loudly; to fart with such force that it’s as if one’s -ss is literally tearing open.

(syn. “rip -ss”)
1. holy sh-t! are we under attack or did you just tear -ss?

2. roll down the windows. bobby just tore -ss.
two words that sound like j-pan’s current prime minister of 2009, taro aso.
ウィアブ-chan: have you realiezed that taro aso’s name sounds like tear -ss?

ワパニイス-chan: omg like no wai
a huge fart that hurts when exiting!
judy cut a tear-ss and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tear-ss is a rare and precious fart!
a real ripper of a fart
the tear–ss was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.
used in place of the word “restaurant.” gernerallu describes a restaurant whose food is of dubious nature and will cause you intense pain in yr belly. a spin off of the word terrace.
when i was in school i used to have to eat at the ahmanson tear–ss everyday.

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