Tear away pants


the athletic pants with the b-ttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.
harry: “becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a bl-w j-b, its good i wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)”
d-ck: “you’re such a douche”

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