tearjerker
a movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
terms of endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
to shed tears onto one’s p-n-s while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
a: well, the lions lost again—better go home and cry on my d-ck.
b: yeah, last week i had a nice tear jerker set to jewel’s “foolish games”.
when you have s-x with a girl with a gl-ss eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her gl-ss eye out -j-c-l-t- in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the gl-ss eye forces out a tear of j-zz
man: i’m so good baby i’ll make cry
gl-ss eyed woman: okay but you have to clean my eye after the tear jerker. i hate cleaning j-zz off my gl-ss eye.
a man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
jack is such a creep, he’s a tearjerker.
when the man -j-c-l-t-s up the girl’s nose, the s-m-n acc-mulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. if it doesn’t ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.
cory: “oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?”
topanga: “i feel like being kinky…why don’t you give me a tear-jerker?”
cory: “oh ya…that’s so hot.”
-cory -j-c-l-t-s and makes high-pitched -rg-sm screeches-
-topanga makes snorting sounds-
cory: “hey, it’s not coming out of your eyes!”
-cory punches topanga in the face-
-topanga cries c-m-
cory: “yeah…that’s better. by the way, b-tch, i got aids.”
-topanga cries more c-m-
to m-st-rb-t- furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a p-ssy in general.
fred struck out with all the sk-nks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.
n) one who m-st-rb-t-s using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of “jerking one out” using tears as lubricant
man to friend: “man last night i was all alone and needed to get off”
friend: “so what did you end up doing?”
man: “well i got myself into a real tear jerker”
friend: “lol, but no for real im sorry man…”
man: “i guess its ok…”
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