Tearjerking
the act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.
person 1: where is maggie?
person 2: she said she needed a good cry. she’s probably tear-jerking.
masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.
alec baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.
#tear #cry #jack #off #jacking off #masturbating #masturbation #depression #crying #p-rn #tearjerker #tearjerk
to tearjerk
tearjerking: to tearjerk, m-st-rb-t- whilst crying.
#tearjerk #w-nk #crystabate #j-zz #cry
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