teaspoon sugarpenis
a teaspoon sugarp-n-s is the most desirable of the sugarp-n-s trinity. it weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. but what makes the teaspoon sugarp-n-s stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. this ability is used by j-zzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. however, the main reason the teaspoon sugarp-n-s indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual r&b ditties. also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.
my n-gg- tom speedo johnsonson has a teaspoon sugarp-n-s. he has had s-x with five of my dearest family members. i wish i were tom speedo johnsonson…
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