teasteamer
when you are masterbating to the beat of the super mario bros. and your scr-t-m goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of nancy reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you sh-t on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my sh-t is coming from a sh-t with a sh-t poodle on his bl–dy head
one fine day i gave myself a teasteamer at big ben and it was so delightfully pleasant that i snorted 10 grams of cocaine so i could name myself pat and have people sing a song called”pat is gay”
when you m-st-rb-t- so fast and feverishly that your p-n-s lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your c-ck to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and sh-t all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, “by george, give me some f–king tea and crumpets before i make fish and chips out of your -rs-!” then you sh-t all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry sh-tty beaver! then you use it as a d-ld- and stick in the british women’s v-g-n- that cooked the dinner. and she screams, “bl–dy h-ll you shtupid w-nker” then to make a funny you say “i like your f-cking couch!” and then sh-t on it and walk out!
have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah i sure have i did a tea steamer!
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