Tech Ninja


a person who can use anything to fix almost anything. but lacks the formal training to be called a technician.
hey man my battery went dead on my car. oh its cool ill fix it, i’m a techninja!!!
the most awesome position to be in all of theatre. they run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. the are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.
i love being a tech ninja! 🙂
the t-tle given to the asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn’t in his job description.
d-mnit this printer won’t print…tech ninja…i need your help.

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