Teasus Christ


a girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. she gets you all riled up yet no action.
guy 1: yo, did you finally bang tiffany?
guy 2: nah man, i don’t understand. she got me all started but didn’t do the deed.

guy 1: teasus christ, man!
guy 2: i know…

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