teat flap


a t-t that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.
sometimes i think of your grannie’s teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==d -ing (m-bating).

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