teatbowing


the opposite of tebowing. an irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is tebowing.
(at a denver broncos football game) what’s that guy doing while tim is on one knee praying?

he’s teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend’s nipple.

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