Teblow job
when a girl kneels like tim tebow (after he scores a touchdown) while giving you head in a denver broncos jersey or helmet and you don’t c-m until the forth quarter.
guy 1: “dude, how was your night?”
guy 2: “awesome! the chick from the bar gave me a great tebl-w j-b!”
guy 1 “wow you’re lucky!”
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