Teblow
verb: teblow tee-bl-o: the act of a female (or male if you’re gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with f-ll-t–. the male then finishes by firing his -j-c-l-t- wildly around the room.
jane’s in the back teblowing mark.
why is there -j-c-l-t- on my ceiling? were you getting teblown in here?
teblow, teblowing, teblowing it, teblow me: making an empty, aggrandized show of religiosity after taking a dump, successfully parking your car, or scoring a touchdown, even though your religion speaks specifically against it, and putting your head at tool height in the process.
“hey, since you’re down there, praying about finishing your baconator, would you mind teblowing me?”
the act of getting down on one knee and giving a bl-w j-b. there are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the teblow: two fingers up your -ss and it’s a safety, tea bag her for a sack, c-m in her hair is roughing the p-sser, spitting is a fumble. an interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. c-m in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.
susie was down on her knee to teblow john, but he was flagged for a false start for j-zzing his pants.
when a chick gets down on one knee to blow your. like being t-boned…. but better!
after she lost the bet i made her get down and te-blow me
1. getting hyped up so much for something, that you choke under all the pressure.
2. getting blown by a girl tebowing (kneeling)
did you see kyle on stage last night? he totally teblew it.
did you hear about tim and katy perry?
he totally got teblown
when someone takes a knee like tim tebow and performs oral s-x.
after i won the argument i made her te blow me.
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