Teboner


(pr-nounced tee-b-n-r)
when a florida gators fan hears the name tim tebow and gets a b-n-r
steve: tebow sucks
tod: d-mnit steve, you gave me a teb-n-r
when your p-n-s achieves an erection for no reason.
i was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since i was sporting a teb-n-r.
the act of defending and/or having a man crush on tim tebow.
1. in his heated debate about tim tebow, kyle started to get a teb-n-r.

2. “tyler, you have such a teb-n-r right now defending tim’s qb rating.”
3.shane was part of the tob-n-rs club.
the intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback tim tebow.
dude!! watching that comeback win the broncos had over the bears gave me a m-ssive teb-n-r!!
a semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a bronco’s game.. happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won’t admit it when called out..
“i swear when pastor john got up off the couch after the game, he had a teb-n-r… i asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a teb-n-r was”?

not to be confused with tea-bagger

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