Tebow Metrics
when statistics don’t seem to matter or apply. the only stat that matters is the w or the l.
for those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in tebow metrics), tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards p-ssing. he had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. the broncos won the game… again.
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