Tebowsexual
any grown -ss man who dreams of showering with his man crush.
the tebows-xual is now a gators/ broncos fan.
the s-xuality of straight men who are waiting until marriage to lose their virginity.
guy 1: man, tim wouldn’t have s-x with that hot girl. wtf?
guy 2: he’s a tebows-xual.
young, good looking, well dressed, in-shape, young men who do not have premarital s-x with women because of their dedication to christianity.
the non-denominational mega-church on belfort is full of tebow-s-xuals.
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