TEBRO


a tebro is when your boy is religious, but still cool enough to be your boy. a tebro can play on your softball, flag football, or be on your mens basketball team, because they are good enough to help you win and show up since they are christian and keep there word. a tebro also knows that the rah rah sh-t needs to be checked at the door when he is with you or other non christian dudes.

warning! do not ever call a girl tebra. tim tebow doesn’t know what a bra is because he is a virgin and if he did know, he would not want any girl to be degraded by comparing her with underwear.
“dude before we make my stone cold steve austin 3:16 sign for wrestlemania, let me call my tebro to find out if there is any other cool bible numbers we can throw down for a sign.”

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