tech bitch
a tech b-tch is a person who will buy any new tech gadget just to be cool. recent studies suggest this person is most likely a f-cking -sshole and probably addicted to technology and suffers from minor to moderate erectile disfunction. the tech b-tch will deny any wrong doing and justify their purchase based on how corporate marketing campaigns make them feel.
“he’s a little b-tch to technology. a real tech b-tch”
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