Tech Bum


1) a homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) i lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech b-m showed up in town this week and now i have all my data back!

2) i was proud of the message board i had designed, but within the first five minutes tech b-ms had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.

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