tech geek


someone with ridiculous skills on a computer/phone/ipod/other electronical device and scares us mere earthlings. they have a habit of breaking these after streching them beyond their ability for normal usage. they also sometimes know more about a product than the producer.
-so i just took out the hardrive, cleaned the termimals and de-floobied the remainder of the computer so i could download this software which enabled me to detonate a bomb on the other side of the world which is specifically programmed to kill everyone except me.
-wow youre such a tech geek…

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