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  someone who is really interested and p-ssionate about technology. not to be confused with “code monkey”. geoff: “hey nice android phone, does it have the 2.2 update yet?” allison: “no idea, it’s just a phone, you’re such a tech monkey.” all the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or it […]

• technonigarize

  a synthesized singing style popularized by black singers namely akon they tend to technonigarize “we are the world 25 for haiti” and the result was unique!

• Techo

  when someone doesn’t really trust technology, so they follow up an e-mail by phoning, ostensibly to “see if you got it,” but really to echo the exact contents of the e-mail, thus rendering it redundant and annoying the sh-t out of you. i hate getting an e-mail from jan, because i know there’s a freaking […]

• tecticly

  when an male refuses to admit loss to a female, generally after several sequential losses, through machismo, ego or feeling of demasculinization. denial. we played 4 games. i lost; you tecticly didn’t win. you won by default!

• Tedium

  latin for bored/boredom. english for an awesome ninja guy. 1. i’m in a state of tedium. 2. holy sh-t i heard tedium was a ninja.

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