Tech-Tourettes
tech-tourettes or tech-turrets: noun
a condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. the person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
my mom’s tech-tourettes caused her to throw her iphone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
bob is unable to connect to the database today. his tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
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