tech years


measuring time in comparison to the life of technology to age where 1 year pretty much makes it obsolite
guy 1:man my iphone 3g is still good, i’ve had since it came out
guy 2:yeah but it’s time to get an upgrade… 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years

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