techastrophe
noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology
honey, i’m sorry! i tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!
i was going to bore you to death with another powerpoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie i will have to bore you to death manually.
i owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? this has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
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