Telovision
te-love-ision
the kind of love you see on television. the flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
-“jesus christ, marie and geoffrey are really together 24/7. it’s like telovision.”
-“yeah, until he realizes that that little b-mp on her belly is actually dave’s baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those ‘freckles’ around his p-n-s is actually crabs.”
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